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Destination Asia

Posted On April 5th, 2013 by Betty

Online gaming is fantastic. You don’t have to leave the comfort of your own home to experience the thrills and spills of a real-life casino. But a change is as good as a rest, they say, so taking a break from your favourite online casino to visit one in the “real world” (deserving of inverted ….Read More »

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What Goes Up? Paddy Power’s Profits!

Posted On April 3rd, 2013 by wsm-admin

It’s that time of year, people – the end of the tax year when companies announce just how well – or badly – they’ve done. The readers of this blog will know that Paddy Power is one of our favourite casino sites, particularly for the Irish outfit’s slots offering, which is as generous as our ….Read More »

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Keep gaming That’s the advice from Deloitte No Less

Posted On April 1st, 2013 by Punter

Gamers have known since their very first slot adventure that they help the UK economy every time they make deposits and spin those reels. Now leading finance audit and consultancy firm Deloitte has confirmed it in writing, but will the government take notice and reduce taxes on gaming companies? Chances are, probably not. In his ….Read More »

"Eet is zees way to ze dole office yes?"

Bon Chance

Posted On May 9th, 2012 by wsm-admin

Zut alors!  Nous avons un president François nouveau…. Or something like that. Basically, Sarkozy has been kicked in the balls – at least he will have the delightful Carla Bruni to kiss them better. So a man called Hollande now rules France. Coffee shops and frikandel on the Champs Elysees? Let’s hope so.  Anyway, here ….Read More »

Cameron reaching critical mass

Fuck the Poor

Posted On April 21st, 2012 by wsm-admin

Let’s hear it for David Cameron. Thanks to him, here at WhichSlotMachine we are paying a top rate of only 45p instead of 50p in the pound. Now, theoretically, we will be spending that extra 5p giving all you plebs jobs. Nice one, Dave… the directorship is waiting for you when you get kicked out ….Read More »

Artist Or Taxidermist? You decide.

Art of Fart?

Posted On April 19th, 2012 by Punter

So… Chainsaw wielding, shark bisector and pickler, Damien Hirst is having a Tony Hart moment at The Tate.  Marvellous.  The merciless butterfly smoosher, with more money that anyone, is displaying his daubings and dissections to an unwashed and befuddled public. Here at WhichSlotMachine… We fucking love mockney wide boy Hirsty and his diamond encrusted boner. ….Read More »

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Lots of Lovely Lobby Lolly

Posted On April 3rd, 2012 by Betty

What a surprise:  donating money to the Conservative Party can influence policy.  Here at WhichSlotMachine, we often break out a bargain bucket with Dave and Samantha in order to guarantee priority access to the inside track on online slots. It’s a well known fact that Dave loves his slots and looks after his homies. When ….Read More »

2012-Olympics

The 100M Cash Dash

Posted On March 30th, 2012 by Punter

Like a festering boil, the 2012 Olympics is set to burst in London this summer and, here at WhichSlotMachine, we couldn’t give a flying fuck. Nearly 10 billion of our tax pounds have been spent to satisfy an unelected committee that London is up to the job. We’ve built a new stadium that even West ….Read More »

All the classy bitches be wearing uplit skirts yo

My Big Fat Gypsy Fuck You

Posted On March 8th, 2012 by Betty

I love chavs. I love watching chavs wear ridiculous clothes. I love watching chavs demonstrate their primary level education with comments of such sweeping, jaw dropping, ignorance it beggars belief. I love it when they cram their spray tanned bodies into diamante-encrusted polyester wedding dresses. Dresses so tacky they make Jordan look like Coco Chanel. ….Read More »

Putting the hump into Humperdinck since 1936

Eurovision Gets Humped

Posted On March 7th, 2012 by Punter

Please release me – set me free. F*ck yeah! Engelbert Humperdinck:  not only is he a Scrabble high score, the corny crooner – formerly known as Arnold Dorsey – is also flying his 75-year-old flag at the Eurovision Song contest this year. I think we will be getting more than null points on the sympathy ….Read More »

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