Horrible Hoorays…

Like a bad case of herpes, the Cheltenham Festival returns again this March.  You can expect second hand car dealers in bad suits, charlied up chavs, and blinged up TOWIE bimbos in bad hats, bad shoes, bad underwear and bad moods.

Ready.... Aim.....

Last year, fights broke out at Ascot and this year Paddy Power is promoting a ‘Chav-free Cheltenham’, as their latest viral marketing campaign features a man firing tranquillizer darts at unruly chavs and drunken women. Paddy is great for his gimmicks along with providing a pretty damned good casino product too.

Here at WhichSlotMachine, we love a day at the races almost as much as an afternoon on the slots. Ladbrokes is the online casino responsible for sponsoring this year’s big fat gypsy race meeting. Ladbrokes is a Microgaming online slot s provider.

Games on offer include the ever popular Cash Splash, Major Millions, King Cashalot, and Fruit Fiesta online slots. All games offer players huge progressive jackpots – potentially worth millions.

So… If you find yourself cornered by a loud mouth twat in a shiny suit with an orange girlfriend in an all advised pair of Jimmy Choos, why not sneak off and find some wi-fi sanity.  Log onto whichslotmachine.com and play at our recommended online slot machine houses as you watch your winners thunder down the track.

Be careful if you decide to take the Paddy Power Casino for a spin, as you may find a dart in the back of your neck at any point. (No not you feckin chav him over there, what, do you want some????)


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